I recently attended a wedding event where I didn’t really know anyone there aside from the main folks. As a collective, the house members ain’t so great at weddings. At least as a cohort, ‘cause we’re just not used to attending weddings in general. But when lacking in gifts of oration as a particular house member does *cough*, that doesn’t stop you from filling your mouth not with speech, but with copious amounts of food and non-alcoholic beverages. Hooray. Now here’s an ode to that principle, this time riffing/ripping off Metallica’s Enter Sandman. As you do.
Take that food
Take that food
Say not much, internal thought, don’t say, just eat
To eat a bit too much
Get on in, plump within, keep that pizza thin
‘Til the Stomach, he comes
Sleep with several buttons open
Gripping your pizza tight
Exit cake
Enter cake
Take that food
We’re off to pizza-pizza land
Whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh (we’re off to pizza-pizza land)
Whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh (we’re off to pizza-pizza land)
Something’s big, shut the door, heavy bod tonight
And it ain’t exactly tight
Dreams of more, dreams of pizza, dreams of extra pizza
And of a darn good bite, yeah
Sleep with several buttons open
Gripping your pizza tight
Exit cake
Enter cake
Take that food
We’re off to pizza-pizza land
Whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh (Take that food)
Whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh
Now the pizza’s far away
Just come on back another day
If it’s gone before I eat (grain of bread)
Pray the pizza a good bake
Cease, tasty cheese, don’t keep on grilling
And ignore that bang you heard (oh)
It’s just the feasts under the red (oh)
In the oven, in the lead
Cease, tasty cheese, don’t keep on grilling (oh)
And ignore that bang you heard (oh)
It’s just the feasts under the red (oh)
In the oven, in the lead
Cease, tasty cheese, don’t keep on grilling (oh)
And ignore that bang you heard (oh)
It’s just the feasts under the red (oh)
In the oven, in the lead
Exit cake
Enter cake
Take that food
We’re off to pizza-pizza land
Whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh (we’re off to pizza-pizza land)
Whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh, oh
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