That fella down there’s ya boi Patrick. This is an artist’s rendition of that scene in the SpongeBob SquarePants episode ‘Grandma’s Kisses’, where Patrick hoovers up a whole load of cookies in one go. It’s pretty memeable, so you should be able to find the OG image online with a quick Google. Although in this version I’ve exchanged cookies for a roughly drawn afternoon tea setup, and the individual hoovering up all the tasty tuck is your humble narrator. ૮₍ ˃ ⤙ ˂ ₎ა
Continue reading “Free Afternoon Tea”A Forensic Film Reveal
A fair bit of chicanery went down on the day of May 12th, 2026. A film appeared as the rarest choice in that final section where you can look at the rarest choices after you’ve completed all the entries. But the thing is, this film hasn’t been released yet, nor does it even have a speculative year of release. For all intents and purposes, this film doesn’t exist. Yet apparently it scored 20 points. Rubbish. Hokum. Tomfoolery of the highest order. How do I know all this? I’m a major league Ryan Gosling nerd, that’s why.
Oh, I’m referring to the Guardian Film Reveal puzzle on the Guardian app. Just thought I should clarify.
Continue reading “A Forensic Film Reveal”The Other Bennet Sister, Extraordinary Attorney Woo and the Autistic Heroine
I recently got round to watching the BBC series and thoroughly enjoyed it. Great screenplay, well-drawn characters and some nice sets too. The episodes also reminded me of another series I really enjoyed watching a while ago, and both shows have a central character with a fairly unique view of the world around them, even though the ‘a’ word isn’t used specifically used in the Jane Austen retelling.
Continue reading “The Other Bennet Sister, Extraordinary Attorney Woo and the Autistic Heroine”Review: Primavera
My review of Primavera for Take One Cinema is available to view below. The film’s in cinemas at time of posting. Just scoot on past the little violin drawing (it looks more like a cello, I’m aware ^_^ ) and you’ll find the link to my review.
Continue reading “Review: Primavera”Review: Wasteman
My Take One Cinema review of the brutal and brilliant Wasteman is available to view on the below link.
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