Review: Dream Scenario

If you’re readying yourself for a Nicolas Cage film, then it’s worth considering what level of Cage you’re going to get. You might get a fairly Mild Cage (think PigInto The Spiderverse). You might get Medium Cage (Kick-AssColour Out of Space). You could get Hot Cage (Face/OffWild at Heart), and you might even stumble upon some golden Extra Hot Cage (Vampire’s KissThe Wicker Man). Yes, some have rated Cage on their own Nicolas Cage scale. I’ve just rated a few of his films on a Nando’s sauce level scale. Groovy, hm?

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