So. If you’re here then you’ve watched Gladiator in its entirety. If you haven’t, then get out of this post, or I’ll unleash hell. And I’ll say those words in an Australian accent that should be English (sorry Russel Crowe, your overall performance is top-notch, but it went a bit off here. Don’t shout at me like you shouted at that interviewer during that awkward Robin Hood interview).
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Fast walking to the Prince Charles Cinema following a substantial meal at Bodean’s,
Causing mild but temporary damage to my spleen,
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The dust has settled, the winners are in, and I’m here to give my opinion on the outcome, while acknowledging that I haven’t actually seen about the half the films and TV shows that are in the listings yet. So…let’s a-go.
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Sharks have never really had a great rep in cinematic history. Jaws established the popular stereotype of those big-jawed dudes as fear-inducing, violin-accompanied agents of dread and death. Sharknado probably didn’t help either. Nobody wants to think about a load of those guys attacking you in a weather cyclone, right? I guess there is a positive portrayal of ye olde shark in Shark Tale, but then again, that movie’s pretty shite. Shite Tale, right?
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It was only a few years ago that I found out that Catalina Wine Mixers were a real thing. And that they were a real thing thanks solely to Adam McKay’s Step Brothers, in which Will Ferrell’s Brennan delivers an unforgettable rendition of Andrea Bocells’ Por Ti Volare to a crowd of inspired onlookers. Onlookers who are so inspired that they have visions of John C. Reilly’s Dale as a centaur and Brennan as a randy lumberjack. Powerful stuff. It’s a serious event. According to the Catalina Island website, the upcoming one this year has live music, wine tastings from more than 18 wineries, a whiskey and spirits tasing as well as an exclusive wine pairing lunch. It’s kind of a big deal.
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