– The first image of a cruise ship confirms that we\u2019ll be leaving the land of the original film and heading into the deep depths of the sea for a decent portion of the movie. Does a character meet their watery demise?<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
– We see the key suspects lined around a table beneath a fancy chandelier and in front of an elaborate mural as they stare at an unknown figure, presumably Daniel Craig\u2019s Benoit Blanc. Some serious detective work is about to go down, and it\u2019s gonna be done in style; Craig\u2019s subsequent Forghorn Leghorn drawl all but confirms this.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– The puzzling nature of the mystery is laid out in an array of actual puzzles here, both in terms of the trailer titles and the apparent events taking place within the film. Even the opening text is a nice intricate addition, with the words \u2018This Day Sea\u2019 branching out into \u2018This Holiday Season\u2019 as the puzzle table opens out at the same time. Nice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– The camera flashes over some of the suspects as Blanc\u2019s narration assures the viewer that he\u2019s not here to play, despite the various puzzles we see displayed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Some more fancy text work in the title card as the \u2018a\u2019 in Craig\u2019s last name quickly switches back to its proper position. The following title cards of the actors playing the untrustworthy cruisers appear comparatively more intricately, reflecting their suspicious, more complex natures.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Tridents are wielded, fancy dances are danced, and bullets are unnecessarily shot. We get a very brief glimpse of the eponymous glass onion sitting atop a fancy apartment before Blanc informs characters to hide from danger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– We watch a shocked Edward Norton stare at something as Dave Bautista\u2019s character asks when the real shit\u2019s gonna go down, and the subsequent credits merely tell us it\u2019s \u2018Coming Soon\u2019. C\u2019mon teaser trailer, don\u2019t tease us like that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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