I recently attended a wedding event where I didn\u2019t really know anyone there aside from the main folks. As a collective, the house members ain\u2019t so great at weddings. At least as a cohort, \u2018cause we\u2019re just not used to attending weddings in general. But when lacking in gifts of oration as a particular house member does *cough*, that doesn\u2019t stop you from filling your mouth not with speech, but with copious amounts of food and non-alcoholic beverages. Hooray. Now here\u2019s an ode to that principle, this time riffing\/ripping off Metallica\u2019s Enter Sandman. As you do.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
Take that food
Take that food<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Say not much, internal thought, don\u2019t say, just eat
To eat a bit too much
Get on in, plump within, keep that pizza thin
\u2018Til the Stomach, he comes<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sleep with several buttons open
Gripping your pizza tight<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Exit cake
Enter cake
Take that food
We\u2019re off to pizza-pizza land<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh (we\u2019re off to pizza-pizza land)
Whoa-oh-oh\u00a0
Whoa-oh-oh (we\u2019re off to pizza-pizza land)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Something\u2019s big, shut the door, heavy bod tonight
And it ain\u2019t exactly tight
Dreams of more, dreams of pizza, dreams of extra pizza
And of a darn good bite, yeah
Sleep with several buttons open
Gripping your pizza tight
Exit cake
Enter cake
Take that food
We\u2019re off to pizza-pizza land
Whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh (Take that food)
Whoa-oh-oh\u00a0
Whoa-oh-oh
Now the pizza\u2019s far away
Just come on back another day
If it\u2019s gone before I eat (grain of bread)
Pray the pizza a good bake
Cease, tasty cheese, don\u2019t keep on grilling
And ignore that bang you heard (oh)
It\u2019s just the feasts under the red (oh)
In the oven, in the lead
Cease, tasty cheese, don\u2019t keep on grilling (oh)
And ignore that bang you heard (oh)
It\u2019s just the feasts under the red (oh)
In the oven, in the lead
Cease, tasty cheese, don\u2019t keep on grilling (oh)
And ignore that bang you heard (oh)
It\u2019s just the feasts under the red (oh)
In the oven, in the lead
Exit cake
Enter cake
Take that food
We\u2019re off to pizza-pizza land
Whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh (we\u2019re off to pizza-pizza land)
Whoa-oh-oh\u00a0
Whoa-oh-oh, oh<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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I recently attended a wedding event where I didn\u2019t really know anyone there aside from the main folks. As a collective, the house members ain\u2019t so great at weddings. At least as a cohort, \u2018cause we\u2019re just not used to attending weddings in general. But when lacking in gifts of oration as a particular house … <\/p>\n